You like me more!

The beach was awesome. It was so fun to hang out with my family.  I did miss Emily and Leilani.  Gavin is so cute, he kind of like us but loves his mommy.    It is funny though, he let Sarah hold him and she looked so proud of herself.  As did my mom, but when Soomee is around he would rather be held by her.  Joey and I think he is just toying with us.  My trick is to find someone he like less so he likes me more.

If it’s green they’ll like it.

Guy1says:
ya. and she likes bacon

Guy2 says:
so you know she puts out

Guy1says:
i thought it was only chicks who smoke put out?

Guy2 says:
they can like bacon too

Guy1says:
sweet

Guy1says:
vegetarians freak me out

Guy2 says:
well they like cucumbers

Guy2 says:
just paint your dick green

Guy1says:
they seem anti protein so swallowing is out f the question

Guy1says:
plus they are probably always hungry and you run a high risk of them biting a chunk out of it

Guy2 says:
they do like their carbs

Stoned - Kidney Stoned…

I had another kidney stone late last night, and so didn’t get much sleep. So, I’m going to take another pain pill and go back to bed, rather than coming in.

Depending on how awake I am around noon, I may be able to come in later. Not sure of that, however.

–Eric

Listening may cause

Girl says:
so pandora
Girl says:
im using it for the first time
Girl says:
im kind of diggin it
Guy says:
slept on it that long
Girl says:
apparently
Girl says:
little new edition, silk, swv
Girl says:
im lovin it
Girl says:
keith sweat
Girl says:
hi five
Girl says:
im in heaven
Girl says:
by the time im done listening to this i might be pregnant

In Late

I arrived back last night just fine, but was beginning not to feel well, and when I woke up this morning my throat was on fire. Unless anyone objects, I plan to come in later, but I doubt I will be using my voice much.

Nathan

Habit

Guy 1 says:
I had lunch with Mark yesterday

Guy 1 says:
had some beers at lunch

Guy 1 says:
he’s easing back into recovery

Guy 2 says:
lol typical trip to nyc

Guy 1 says:
word

Guy 1 says:
I remember coming back and having two beers just to sleep

Guy 2 says:
welcome to my life

Classy All the Way

Girl says:
aw thanks to my first hubby robz

Girl says:
married in a tattoo shop, reception at the local pub a day later…high class I tell ya

Girl says:
however, to make our mothers’ happy, we’ll have a more formal ceremony next year, when we’ve actually met each other’s family by then…

…….

Girl says:
funny story, when we called and he was going to ask for my hand in marriage, I asked dad what he’d think if I decided to get married

Guy says:
and your pops said?

Girl says:
his reply was, well shit, lord knows you’ve been around the block enough times to know what you want and what you don’t want so if you’re going to do it, I guess you know what you’re doing

Girl says:
….pause….*thanks dad*

Noah’s Ark

Guy 1 says:
Should be nice and cool this time of year, heh.

Guy 2 says:
she just got back from dubai

Guy 2 says:
i hate her

Guy 1 says:
There’s a system of man-made islands off the coast of Dubai which are made to look like a map of the world if you fly over.

Guy 1 says:
Bill Clinton owns one.

Guy 1 says:
Brad Pitt owns one.

Guy 1 says:
Isn’t the middle-east our enemy?

Guy 2 says:
yes

Guy 2 says:
and those islands initially sold for 1 million dollars

Guy 2 says:
and the only way to get to them is by air or boat

Guy 2 says:
there is also a ski park on top of a mall there

Guy 1 says:
I think the islands will all launch up into space and they’ll build a new world without us somewhere else,

Guy 2 says:
man. kinda early for spliff politics right?

Guy 1 says:
Think about it man, they shaped it like the world, put foliage and animals on each island to represent the country you bought, only the uber rich get one, Bill Clinton has one, and it’s in the middle of what is supposed to be America’s enemy territory.  That thing isn’t a vacation getaway… it’s Noah’s Ark.

Coming in late

So, my girlfriend is really feeling miserable, and is now going to QuickCare at my insistence. While she does that, I will be doing what she was doing, namely looking after her friend’s kids.

I don’t know how long it will take, but I will be back there shortly after she gets back here.

Wish me luck dealing with a very very loud (my left ear is going to go deaf quite soon) two year old and a surprisingly calm six year old (almost zen like, just sitting there staring at the wall, weird and kind of disturbing). I will need it, seriously.

Babysitting OSPF seems trivial by comparison, and actually quite appealing at the moment. WTF have I gotten myself into??

Back when I can, if I survive,

–Eric