Mad because you have to do your job.
Posted in Funny Office Emails on February 9, 2009 by overreadonimTwo For One
Posted in Uncategorized on January 9, 2009 by overreadonimGuy1: Thats two girls that you’ve dated and have gotten married
Good Luck Chuck in real life?
Guy2: technically i didnt date either of them
Guy1: haha
he didn’t date them either
Guy2: that list is a lot longer than those two
Guy1: I’m sure it is
but those are the ones we know
and their both chinese
Guy2: im sure the next guy they meet after me is such a breathe of fresh air they marry em
Guy1: haha
Guy2: im just happy theyre out there slumming it with me for a little bit
Guy1: sounds like a tag line to a solid business plan to me
Guy2: if its not broken then dont fix it
Guy1: in my best J.Peterman – How do you do it man?
Sent at 2:14 PM on Thursday
Guy2: false hope
Guy1: that would be a good t-shirt
Guy2: well you cant let them know
Guy1: so it should be on the inside tag
even better
Guy2: lol exactly
Papa was a Kidney Stone
Posted in Funny Office Emails on September 8, 2008 by overreadonimMy ‘probable kidney stone’ is really bugging me this morning, so I’m going to double-up the pain killer, and sit still for a bit.
If I get to feeling mobile later, I’ll come in. Even if I don’t, I get through the rest of my e-mail here in a little bit.
I don’t know about tomorrow, since I’m going in for ultrasound early in the morning. The outcome of that will determine the course of the day, and I may or may not be in.
Ow,
Eric
You like me more!
Posted in Uncategorized with tags Funny Email on August 7, 2008 by overreadonimThe beach was awesome. It was so fun to hang out with my family. I did miss Emily and Leilani. Gavin is so cute, he kind of like us but loves his mommy. It is funny though, he let Sarah hold him and she looked so proud of herself. As did my mom, but when Soomee is around he would rather be held by her. Joey and I think he is just toying with us. My trick is to find someone he like less so he likes me more.
If it’s green they’ll like it.
Posted in IM Crazy on July 2, 2008 by overreadonimGuy1says:
ya. and she likes bacon
Guy2 says:
so you know she puts out
Guy1says:
i thought it was only chicks who smoke put out?
Guy2 says:
they can like bacon too
Guy1says:
sweet
Guy1says:
vegetarians freak me out
Guy2 says:
well they like cucumbers
Guy2 says:
just paint your dick green
Guy1says:
they seem anti protein so swallowing is out f the question
Guy1says:
plus they are probably always hungry and you run a high risk of them biting a chunk out of it
Guy2 says:
they do like their carbs
Stoned – Kidney Stoned…
Posted in Funny Office Emails on June 26, 2008 by overreadonimI had another kidney stone late last night, and so didn’t get much sleep. So, I’m going to take another pain pill and go back to bed, rather than coming in.
Depending on how awake I am around noon, I may be able to come in later. Not sure of that, however.
–Eric
Listening may cause
Posted in Music on June 20, 2008 by overreadonimGirl says:
so pandora
Girl says:
im using it for the first time
Girl says:
im kind of diggin it
Guy says:
slept on it that long
Girl says:
apparently
Girl says:
little new edition, silk, swv
Girl says:
im lovin it
Girl says:
keith sweat
Girl says:
hi five
Girl says:
im in heaven
Girl says:
by the time im done listening to this i might be pregnant
In Late
Posted in Late on June 3, 2008 by overreadonimI arrived back last night just fine, but was beginning not to feel well, and when I woke up this morning my throat was on fire. Unless anyone objects, I plan to come in later, but I doubt I will be using my voice much.
Nathan
Habit
Posted in Recovery with tags Add new tag, Recovery on May 23, 2008 by overreadonimGuy 1 says:
I had lunch with Mark yesterday
Guy 1 says:
had some beers at lunch
Guy 1 says:
he’s easing back into recovery
Guy 2 says:
lol typical trip to nyc
Guy 1 says:
word
Guy 1 says:
I remember coming back and having two beers just to sleep
Guy 2 says:
welcome to my life
Classy All the Way
Posted in Classy, Marriage on May 15, 2008 by overreadonimGirl says:
aw thanks to my first hubby robz
Girl says:
married in a tattoo shop, reception at the local pub a day later…high class I tell ya
Girl says:
however, to make our mothers’ happy, we’ll have a more formal ceremony next year, when we’ve actually met each other’s family by then…
…….
Girl says:
funny story, when we called and he was going to ask for my hand in marriage, I asked dad what he’d think if I decided to get married
Guy says:
and your pops said?
Girl says:
his reply was, well shit, lord knows you’ve been around the block enough times to know what you want and what you don’t want so if you’re going to do it, I guess you know what you’re doing
Girl says:
….pause….*thanks dad*